That Bridesmaid Zu

My brideslaves should be getting something in the mail rather soon, and so I decided that it was about time to play "Meet Those Bridesmaids". It took me a while to figure out how to introduce them, as I like to have a certain order to things, and so I decided to let you meet them in reverse order of how I met them (that is, from shortest relationship to longest). After this is over you will see why I am going to have to work extra hard to look all hot on my wedding day, I am surrounding myself with some really gorgeous women!

First up is Bridesmaid Zu, my future sister-in-law.

We have only known each other for a few hours in this photo, but already we are bonding. I think our relationship started off so well because we both love food so much. That Groom has told me many stories about how that girl can eat!

I really hope that Bridesmaid Zu will be able to attend the wedding, I have already offered to write many letters to the people who give out the visas (the feds have been taking my money saliciously out of my paycheck for years, it's the least they can do), because apparently it is going to be a difficult process for her to get one. Cross your fingers for us!


I leave you with one of the greatest sets of photos ever. Bridesmaid Zu and I were playing one of the best games ever invented, the "Make the Face You Would Make" game. Have people stand in front of the camera, and the person behind the lens yells out situations. The posers then make the face they would make if that situation was to come true. Try to guess which faces correspond to the following situations: if That Groom showed up in Poland, if we saw Santa Clause standing in front of us, and if we saw a dwarf in the middle of the field.




Next up, Bridesmaid Beni Bop.